Yeah it's spring

It appears as though spring has come today. The weather is nice and everyone is outside being an ASS!! Where to begin? I live in a small town, about 16000 people or so. My next door neighbor is in his late 30's and single. He lives with his dog. Today he thought it would be a good idea to go out and play with his chainsaw! I am trying to figure out why exactly he has a chainsaw. Last time I saw him using it was last year to cut a 2x4 on his back porch. The neighbor on the otherside of me is the neighborhood crazy lesbian. She is in he late 40's and lives with a dog. In her free time she can be found weeding the neighborhood sidewalks, streets, or the cemetary a block away. She has also planted a garden in the playground next to her house. Every year when it snows she is outside shoveling the whole street in front of her house. Her sidewalk is usually always clear. This year she was slacking and let it stay a big block of ice waiting for someone to fall and crack thier skull open. My property was immaculate. I was out there every hour and up till 1:30 am clearing everything. Me, my 3 shovels and 300lbs or rock salt!! Back to the blog now. One of my neighbors across the street has 2 little, freakin yippy dogs. Don't get me wrong, I love dogs, I have 3. Sometimes there is a limit to how much barking you can listen to. They let the dogs outside at 9 a.m. when they go to work and sometimes when the kids get home they MIGHT let them in. So all day long you hear the wonderful barkings of 2 shitz everytime someone walks by, a leave moves, or the wind blows. Oh yeah the lady next to me is cutting her grass today too!! The neightbor right across the street from me is retired and in his 70's. He spends his days outside smoking his pipe and picking up little piles of dirt on the street and sidewalk. I think he doesn't want to be stuck in the house with his wife and her dog. She is a nice lady most of the time. The house next to his is vacant. The next house is our lovely neighborhood crack whore. Every few weeks she has a different car because they keep dieing on her. She works at a mental hospital and steals the peoples drugs there and does them when she gets home. The police have been to her house many times over the past several years for various things. They were even at my house looking for her because she told them this is where she lived!! I could spend all day telling the tales of her but I won't. I must go shopping now with my wonderful wonderful wife who slept till almost 12 today while I was up since 9 with a miserable child. The oldest child is at her grandmothers. Did I mention I was the one that cleaned the house from top to bottom yesterday while she sat on the couch watching the baby? Yeah just a little FYI.Happy spring to all you shiney happy people holding hands.